You will NOT hear from us again unless you ask for more
information. Please forgive this intrusion if you are not
interested, but JOIN FUN LOVING ADULTS FOR a new incredible
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For more information just reply to this note.
And again, if you're not interested, my apologies.
I wish you success and happiness in all that you do.
WELCOME TO ATI 94. Activist Times, Incorporated's only
NEWSRANT for the first Saturday after the full moon. (the one
that made all the tides way high by the way...) It's 5:30pm
and we're early for tomorrow night or late for last sunday
depending how you look at it.
hello there. I'm prime anarchist and I'm the editor of this
11K opinion page you've come to know and love.
I can't believe we're more than 94 weeks/months or years old.
Wow.
I've named this issue SUPERSPAM. You'll understand why pronto.
By the way, this spamcarving (tm) brought to you by P A P.
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Prime Anarchist Productions.
I was marco in this. Also I was the Minarsei Prackt,
and the Peter Benchley and who remembers who else?
Yes I was on the receiving end of this. It was tolerable,
and revenge was sweeter than you could ever imagine.
A whole different kind of revenge from what I would've
considered 5 years ago. Being at the top of the Gen-X years
has its priveleges, huh???
Hello, Friend. Are you sick of working???
*** Print This Now For Future Reference ***
I wonder if I got SUCKERED into this program. It looks like it will be a
weak moment that I will always be thankful for.
I think I was skeptical just like you are, but when I thought about
investing a little bit of money for the opportunity to make BIG SPAM there
were no more questions. The main reason I am trying this is to see if I
could scratch my butt, oops... find a quick way to PAY OFF my vicious bill
collecting knids. Pernicious, they.
I have researched these programs and had a few basic questions.
Q - First of all is it legal (think about it before you delete this...)
A - I believe that it is because postal laws state that you must recieve
a product or a service for an exchange of money. In this case, you recieve
4 valuable high-speed rails from AMTRAK that you have the right to
reproduce and sell yourself to all the ends of the earth. (Mother???)
Q - Why cant I just put my name on the list and do the program without
actually sending the orginal members on the list $5 each.
A - 2 reasons. First, you will not have the reports that you need to
distribute when people want to buy the reports from you.
Second, you will not receive near the reponse in CASH if you jump
in the list. Besides, 300% money back guarantee.
Lastly, Now! End your money problems!!!
Please read the remainder of the Program. I think you will be at the
least TEMPTED...
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THIS IS MY GOAL.....TO PAY OFF MY COLLEGE LOANS......
AND I KNOW I WILL DO IT......
You are about to make at least $50,000 in less than 90 days!
Please read the enclosed program...THEN READ IT AGAIN!!!
This is a MONEY-MAKING PHENOMENON. Free legal advice from real lawyers too! PRINT this letter, read the program... THEN READ IT AGAIN !!! You are looking at the most prophetable and unique program -- the Financial Freedom Kit. It has demonstrated and proven ability to generate large sums of bullshit. This program is showing fantastic appeal with a huge and ever growing population -- idiots. We're surrounded, my friend. This is a legitimate LEGAL money-making opportunity. It does not require you to come in contact with people, do any hard work, and best of all, you never have to leave the house, except to eat some spinach. If you believe that some day you will get that lucky moment, now is it. The Freedom Kit (tm) works perfectly...140% EVERY TIME! THOUSANDS of people have used this program to raise capital to start their own sausage grinding machine. Chrome. Beautiful. Or like Billy Crystal says, "Mah Velous." Please do not read any further unless you need LOTS of money, want to run a business, pay off debts, buy homes, cars, etc., even retire! This is your chance, so don't pass it up. OVERVIEW OF THIS EXTRAORDINARY ELECTRONIC MULTI-LEVEL MARKETING PROGRAM Basically, this is what we do: (lie, cheat, steal, rape the land. It's all there. We do it ALL for you...) We sell thousands of people a product for $5.00 that costs us next to nothing to produce and e-mail. As with all multi-level businesses, you'll someday be arrested. But we build our business by recruiting new partners and selling our products quickly before anyone dies or calls the better business bureau. Every state in the U.S. allows you to recruit on-campus, military installations gerentology wards -- virtually everywhere there's lots of people stupid enough to consider this. The product in this program is a series of four business and financial reports. Each $5.00 order you receive by "snail mail" will include lots of smelly old cheese from France. You also get the e-mail address of the sender. To fill each order, you simply e-mail the product to the buyer. THAT'S IT!... Nothing else to do. FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS EXACTLY! Let's face it, the profits are worth it! THEY'RE TREMENDOUS!!! YIKES!! ZHOINKS!!! So go for it. Remember the 4 points and we'll eat YOU at the top! |
I N S T R U C T I O N S
This is what you MUST do:
1. Read the enclosed program.
2. Read it again. IMPORTANT--DO NOT alter the names, or their sequence
other than instructed in this program! Or you will be scaphismed by wild
vermin who carry deer ticks.
Replace the name and address under REPORT #1 with yours, moving
the one that was there down to REPORT #2. Move the name and
address under REPORT #2 to REPORT #3. Move the name and address
under REPORT #3 to REPORT #4. The name and address that was under
REPORT #4 is dropped off the list and is NO DOUBT on the way to
the bank.
When doing this, please make certain you eat lots of peas with your
E-Coli on a bun!!! Also, DO NOT move the Report/Product
positions!
3. Take this entire program text, including the corrected names list,
and shove it up your ass. (sorry.I couldn't help that one.On a roll -ed.)
4. Now you're ready to start a massive advertising campaign on the
WORLDWIDE WEB! Advertising on the WEB is very, very inexpensive,
but there are HUNDREDS of FREE places to hang your hat. Another
avenue which you could use email ads like the one you are reading now.
There are many bulk email companies that will advertise for you. Use any
search engine to find them. Use keywords like "I fell for this" or
"do me too."
START YOUR AD CAMPAIGN AS SOON AS YOU CAN.
prime,
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GUYS!! WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU! WE'RE LIVE AND WAITING! CALL!!
Call 1-900 255-0900 NOW! And after you are connected just enter
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Dear Entrepreneur/Sir/Madam,
We sincerely thank you for allowing us to bring to your attention a unique and explosive no catch turnkey business software package opportunity! Would you like to be your "Very Own" car; and work from the comfort of your potatoe? You can become an INTERNAL COMBUSTION; and start your advertising business today! Did you know that there are more than 60 million people using the New 25% discount fuel/ grocery card? The next big one is Internet, right? Each month, millions of people are getting screwed online! You'll be in on a ground-floor opportunity offering Advertising (Classified and Display), as well as promotional services to your clients! You'll be a "latest technology specialist" for one of the largest and most progressive malls on the Internet! It's absolutely "turnkey operation"! The MALLS are home for MAJOR VIRUS & VARIOUS WELL-KNOWN, HIGH-IMPACT GROMMETS! We are seeking enthusiastic and dedicated business-minded individuals to use our PROPRIETARY INFORMATION to build their own business. Our program offers an extensive training format, all supplies necessary to open your advertising enterprise; and superior technical support second to none! Plus it steals email addresses from Web Pages and Usenet groups faster than you can say Veiner Schnitzel. If you are truly interested in earning a potential of over $5 per hour, e-mail your name, telephone number(s), BEST TIME TO CALL, and a representative will get back to you within 1 day. See you at the mop!
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Minarssei,YOU+Your PC+Our Software = MEGA $$$$ Be the "Boss" of your OWN part-time home based business where YOU get to KEEP ALL THE PROPHETS! This is the perfect business enterprise where you become your own loser. There is NO "Corporation" above you to "withhold" any of your profits and there are NO "Contracts", NO "Social Security Numbers". 350% Moneyback guarantee! No territorial restrictions -- You can use the internet to expand WORLDWIDE! NO monthly purchases -- NO billing -- NO meetings -- Lead generating and $$$$ making software program!!! Simple and easy to do. Download a FREE evaluation copy today - absolutely no obligation. An entire "Bulldada on a disk", THIS IS NOT MLM. Even if it looks like spam NEED MORE INFORMATION? Just reply to this message with "I M Sucker" in the subject line and you will receive complete information soon! DOWNLOAD THE PROGRAM, CHECK IT OUT, WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO LOSE????!!!! Besides your sole. Two years ago the corporation I worked for dowsized. I sent out 100,000 emails and I received 11,700 $5 bills in 1 week!!! So many I had to Throw some away. Thank you. |
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Company CEO 94 pay 95 pay 96 pay % change (wouldn't know I
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GE John Welch 15M 30M 40M 165 spreadsheets
US Surgical L Hirsch 2M 2.6M 21M 876!!! lately, wuddja??)
GTE Charles Lee 6M 8.2M 12M 94
Tenneco Dana Mead 6M 5M 8.5M 40%
General Re R. Fergusun 4.9M 5.2 6.2 36
Union Carbide W Joyce 2.6M 4.5 6 129% (you do the rest, eh?
Xerox P Allaire 11M 11 5 -49 (I'll give you that one TQ)
Pitney Bowes G Harvey 3.4M 4 4.8
Tosco T O'Malley 1.7M 2.5 4.2
Hubbell GJ Ratcliffe 2.7M 3.1 4M
UST Vinnie Gierer 3.4M 3.2 3.5
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Due to Low Real-Time Turnout Last Semester the James Merrill
School of Mytho Philo Sophico Anthropo Morphico Poetiks Klub
will meet in cyberspace Fridays at midnite.
merrill.html
(that was your underweight pap #'s run by the way.
Prepare for an awesome calendar new week.)
I'll end this missive with a poem.
You're probably hip to the routine by now.
It's poem # 22 from Marco's
"I SLURP MY COFFEE: a 33 Poem Poetry
Book" Published and Copyrighted 1995.
JOURNAL POEM 22
Army, the only place I know
Where ladies room's nothing
More than a men's room with
The urinals duct-taped shut.
Cedar wood and mud warm and
Cozy... toasty dry despite
Winter under and above clay.
How do you reclaim a uranium
Mine?!? City park? Golf -
Course?? Sod farm???
Coffee and a warm sweetroll
At Tuba City Truck Stop.
If your herb garden grows
Slow and late it's a thyme delay.
Did you know that "wonton"
Spelled backwards is "not now?"
What d'ya call a whatchamacallit
Shop? Just that.
Last All-Hallows-Eve the baby
Sitter went as a leather mouse
What're you?? I'm a mud bog.
Or was that a ground hog?
Tse Bonito and Window Rock...
Ancient tourist traps...
Oraibi... the oldest...
Taos, Tuscon, or Taylor...
Which is trendier?
Electric cello: like Woodie Guthrie
Walking into Karaoke nite at Lulu's
Luscious Locust, 14th and Ave. X.
C&W music in a major way...
Conway Twitty's where I get
Off this ride. & change channels.
6-Foot Wedgie plays a gig at
The Russian Lady restaurant.
Que concept... like cranberry nut
Frybread. Paul Harvey is like the
Faded fotocopy of Will Rogers.
Woke up with either pigsnot and
Venom, vim and vinegar or Just
A whole bunch of vigorous
Vitality. Or was it just the
Vidal Sassoon???
Homemade blood sausage. Takes guts
To eat. Taste good, like a tender
Spinach leaf. I'd try anything
Once... that was my once, like a
Sliced intestine full of leftovers.
If squash is 1 of the 3 sisters,
She must be the short one.
Bacitracin can't compete w/ pinon pine sap.
And JC Penier, clothier to the
Mallrat knows nothing of KMarticus,
The bluelight king of Upholstry;
Neither knows thing of braintanning.
So Navajo Nation's only radio station
Plays hit kicking country. Western.
You know you need a bath when
The sheep won't let you in the pen
if even 2 let them out.
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